My Favourite Monster

EP 23: Flumph - What happens in the flumph room, stays in the flumph room

April 13, 2022 George Penney & Tony Johnson Season 1 Episode 23
My Favourite Monster
EP 23: Flumph - What happens in the flumph room, stays in the flumph room
Show Notes

In this episode we chill out with our sentient mood lighting and wonder at what is simultaneously the most inoffensive and potentially most destructive monster in D&D. A creature that was once an April fools day joke: the Flumph. We ask:

  • How do I monetize my flumph on youtube and twitch?
  • Do i need a furry wall in my flumph-room(tm)?
  • How much "seeding" time-off does my flumph need to "share genetic material" (eww)?
  • How do you lose your tentacle license?
  • Does a buff flumph have swol tentacles and fully thiq pancake-head?
  • What major global religion is secretly based on flumph worship?
  • Why is a single flumph actually more dangerous than a village of mindflayers?