EP 40 The Secret Purpose of the Crystal Gems from Steven Universe
August 13, 2022
George Penney & Tony Johnson
So I had a think about it, and it turns out the Crystal Gem species is rather overpowered. Like... Immortal xenomorph meets nano-tech hegemonic-swarm combined with planet sculpting and a side salad of resurrection plus faster than light travel. So I might have gotten a tiny bit ambitious with this episode...
- I work out what the true purpose of the Gem civilization is!
- We decide the mecha-diamond needs a crown and underpants (George gets to be those)
- Non-binary post scarcity utopia for everyone!
- Grey Goo got nothing on The Pinkness.
- Also... Peridot best gem.