In this episode we chill out with our sentient mood lighting and wonder at what is simultaneously the most inoffensive and potentially most destructive monster in D&D. A creature that was once an April fools day joke: the Flumph. We ask:

• How do I monetize my flumph on youtube and twitch?
• Do i need a furry wall in my flumph-room(tm)?
• How much "seeding" time-off does my flumph need to "share genetic material" (eww)?
• How do you lose your tentacle license?
• Does a buff flumph have swol tentacles and fully thiq pancake-head?
• What major global religion is secretly based on flumph worship?
• Why is a single flumph actually more dangerous than a village of mindflayers?